You are not Little Edie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 07:22:13 May 13, 2009 07:22:13

The cops were called to Lindsay Lohan’s the other day because the alarm went off. Nothing had been stolen and there was no break in, but it was a f-cking mess, prompting the police to describe initially that the place had been ransacked.

It was not ransacked.

Lilo simply doesn’t pick up her sh-t. Word is clothes were all over the place, empty soda containers lying around, and overflowing ashtrays. So you know what her next explanation will be right?

Inspired by Grey Gardens...

Bitch, don’t even go there.

Because if this dirty face narcissistic meth twat even attempts to put her orange skank all over the Beales.... like, can you imagine? The Gay Army would torture her freckle by freckle.

Anyway, Lilo was not in LA at the time of the no-break in. She’s been in Paris with her old hag of an uneducated little sister. Shopping of course. And posing on the balcony for the paps. No idea why she’s in France but presumably she’ll make her way over to Cannes. Great. Where’s the party?

Photos from KCSPresse/

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