As you know, Lindsay Lohan is officially playing Elizabeth Taylor in a LifeTime TV movie about the legend. A lot of people are upset about this. But why? As I wrote in January, Lindsay Lohan, who once made feature films, is now working for LifeTime. LifeTime!

Like, she’s on the same level with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Like, Tori Spelling was making television movies of the week before she f-cked another lady’s husband and decided to give him all her money.

Come now, this is awesome, non?

This also explains her party circuit these days. While everyone else wants to be at CinemaCon, the best Lindsay Lohan can do is the Star Magazine All Hollywood event last night.

For real. Star Magazine.

All Hollywood?

I scanned the photo list of attendees and the only person I recognised was a former contestant on American Idol who didn’t even make the final 4. So, you know, that’s where Lindsay Lohan gets invited now.