Weekly crack tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 10:25:00 July 10, 2009 10:25:00

Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter.

Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping.

First this post:

Some guy just grabbed my waist-2hands-both sides. I've been held down b4 and fought my way out. He spilt his drink on me-or went the color

Followed by this:

Color yellow in his pantsies. Not being mean, I get scared of being touched by strangers-let alone GRABBED..me&my mom lived with mmm ml. Dad

Then just a few minutes later, her crack mind had skipped to something else:

@mindykaling woahhhhh! Hahaha-its this tweesext???

What’s next?

A denial of course. She’ll claim someone hacked into her account again. Or that her “friend” was tweeting in her place. With Lindsay Lohan there’s always someone else to blame. It’s the no accountability generation. Jessica Alba set a great example recently too. After she f-cked up in Oklahoma City, defacing a United Way billboard, she weakly apologised but said it was because she was wrong to trust a shady shark organisation that led her astray. Great example for her kid, non?

Lilo shopping yesterday, spaced out and aimless as usual.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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