Paps on payroll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 12:13:06 January 21, 2011 12:13:06

Why can’t this girl keep her sh-t tight? They all use the paps – though she does it most egregiously – but most of them are able to lock down the leaks. Lindsay Lohan can’t keep her f-ckery a secret. EVER. Maybe it’s time to admit she sucks at being a celebrity.

Here’s the lastest…

Remember the time she was late for curfew at Betty Ford and allegedly beat down the staffer who confronted her? The staffer originally wanted to nail Lilo’s ass for assault, then, for some reason, changed her entire story and refused to cooperate with authorities investigating the incident. Turns out she was paid off in pap futures.

According to TMZ, Lilo promised the woman that they’d pose together for photos, and that the woman would profit from the proceeds of those photos. F-cking amateur.

Just once, ONCE, I’d love for someone to ask her, call her out on her complaints that the paparazzi has ruined her life.

Supposedly the deal fell through recently because Lilo’s manager found out about it and shut it down, probably over Dina’s objections. And the woman is now considering going back to the cops to get her prosecuted.

Not surprisingly, the paps shot Lilo yesterday, having likely received a phone call from her after a photo shoot. Why waste a great makeup job? Especially with those new fresh lips?

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