Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window.

Lilo however thought the room was hers. But when B’s entourage arrived – 70 strong – Lilo was told to beat it telling reporters later that:

"I've been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn't like it."


Singapore = draconian drug laws. She was itching.

From Singapore to France, this is Lindsay Lohan in Paris with her 40 year old sister in town for fashion week because, as you know, she’s some kind of cracked out artistic consultant for Ungaro now. Ali Lohan keeps telling people she’s 16. What happened to school?

Sisterly education is learning where to hide your stash.

As for that Ungaro gig – check out Lilo’s Twitter. LOVE THIS. She’s begging JailBait Miley Cyrus, randomly, to come to the show. JailBait replies with radio silence. None of the people she tweets at ever respond.

Photos from KCSPresse/