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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 07:34:00 January 21, 2010 07:34:00

Speaking of the shames, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour at the annual Vienna Opera Ball. By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are any indication, this would seem to be the case.

Lilo will follow in the illustrious footsteps of Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton.

How do you go from working with Tina Fey and Meryl Streep to parties for hire and begging entrance at award show events? Word is she couldn’t get in anywhere but at the InStyle party after the Globes. And no, not just because of the rain.

You know, Paris Fashion Week is 6 weeks out. You’d think she’d be hunkered down at Ungaro by now given the disaster of last season, non? This is why it’s absurd when people don’t call her on her bullsh-t:

I’m always working, I work so hard, you don’t understand how hard I work.


None of these twats know about WORK.

Am attaching photos of Lilo traipsing around St Barts in her bikini for the paps over the holiday. That’s work.

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