Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to get out the car. The assistant however later revealed that it was indeed Lohan behind the wheel.
Just in case, you know, you had any doubt as to the kind of person we’re dealing with here. The kind of person who has no problem sacrificing an employee to save her own ass...
That is who she is. That is who she’s always been.
And now, in addition to being the star of a movie of the week on Lifetime, she is also apparently the star of an upcoming film that will head straight to VOD and Netflix.
It’s a “sexual thriller” call The Canyons from Bret Easton Ellis about a group of twenty-somethings in Hollywood searching for love and power. James Deen, a proper porn star, is the male lead. A couple of months ago when they put out the casting call, here’s how BEE explained what was expected:
“(Those interested must) act and be full frontal naked banging girls and guys realistically.”
Today, when BEE tweeted confirmation of Lohan’s involvement, here’s how he put it:
“Shooting THE CANYONS starring James Deen and Lindsay Lohan: July 9-31 in L.A. Could not have dreamed of a better cast. Lindsay nailed it...”
Oh I’m sure she did.
Just to recap: Lindsay Lohan is starring in a movie with a porn star intended to go direct to VOD and Netflix and may or may not have been “full frontal naked banging girls and guys realistically” to get the part...?
That ...actually sounds about right.
