Lilo or Die

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 06:42:33 April 14, 2009 06:42:33

A new video posted on Funny or Die featuring Lindsay Lohan in a faux eHarmony ad mocking her tabloid status, her disastrous love life, her broke ass financial status, her criminal record, the fact that she’s a lunatic, and everything else she’s infamous for – see when other people are scripting her moves, she actually doesn’t suck. It’s her best work in years. But will it get her an actual job?

Probably not.

Lilo can now only be Lilo. And Lilo is a f-cking mess. And this is the problem.

Still, let’s celebrate this rare win, because knowing her, she’ll follow it up with some kind of late night drama hopefully not behind the wheel.

But the saddest part?

She actually looks now like she belongs in an informercial full time. Flip through the channels late at night – party call lines, dating services, weight loss ads… it’s Lindsay Lohan’s busted face over and over and over again. Check the close up. Busted right?

Attached – more images of Lilo and that old hag Ali Lohan at the hair salon last week.

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