Always. Which is half of how this mess was started in the first place. She and Michael Lohan too who is whoring himself all over the damn place today proudly and publicly showing off the fact that he raised an irresponsible twat hellbent on repeatedly getting behind the wheel and putting others in danger.


Now comes word of course from The Insider that Lindsay is NOT back in rehab. The Insider also spoke with Dina Lohan earlier in the day who not surprisingly decided to victimise her situation:

"I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our] home. Lindsay is in a safe place. And we are trying to strategically work out our next step. We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won"t give up -- this is my daughter and we love her. We are waiting for the press frenzy to die down and leave her alone. And please respect our privacy."

I’m sorry… privacy? She invited Entertainment Tonight to follow her as she visited her daughter in rehab. She lives vicariously through a 21 year old, admittedly NOT admitting to being her mother when the occasion suits – like the time George Clooney was around and she wanted to appear younger. She is developing a reality tv show chronicling her management of the careers of her two younger children…

So what the F&CK is privacy?

And while we’re at it… if Lindsay is NOT in rehab and presumably hunkering down somewhere trying to get her sh-t together, why in f&ck is this bitch ass mother talking to The Insider when she should be holding her baby and trying to make things ok?

The woman is a pimp. Not a parent but a pimp. Period. And very very deserving of a dose of Hollywood Ebola. Where the hell is Paris Hilton when you need her?