Lindsay Lohan: reality reject

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2011 08:07:06 January 14, 2011 08:07:06

Oh you know it’s bad when…

You can’t even get on a reality tv show.

Donald Trump is putting together a new Celebrity Apprentice. Here’s who he’s recruited: LaToya Jackson, Lisa Rinna, Hope Dworaczyk, Nikki Taylor, Star Jones, Dionne Warwick, Meatloaf, Gary Busey, Mark McGrath, David Cassidy, Richard Hatch, Jose Canseco, John Rich, Lil Jon, Nene Leakes, and Marlee Matlin.

I am sad that Marlee Matlin has to resort to this.

I have no idea what a Hope Dworaczyk is. Also, at some point will we be able to tell LaToya from Lisa? Because, sh-t, between them that is a lot of cutting and injecting. Looks like Lindsay, pictured here leaving a restaurant the other night, fits right in between them. But the point is this…

Lindsay Lohan asked to be a part of it.

Lindsay Lohan, once Hollywood A, PUT HER NAME DOWN for Celebrity Apprentice, and they said, hell no.

They said Yes to Meatloaf! And David Cassidy! They said yes to that half-hit wonder Mark McGrath! And still Trump told Lilo to piss off.

“[The Lohans] approached me, and we did talk about it. It’s just not the right time. Lindsay has to straighten herself out first. And I know Dina, she’s a really lovely woman. I don’t think she gets very much credit – she’s tried. I know Michael a little bit. It could happen in the future, but right now we need to see Lindsay get straightened out.”

Please. Like billionaire television producers have souls?

They don’t have souls. They just didn’t want HER. If you can believe it, Celebrity Apprentice is too upscale for her.


Dancing With The Sh-ts
? It’s time.

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