Beg, borrow, and steal...

It’s Lindsay Lohan’s guide to life. When Lindsay Lohan isn’t stealing, she’s begging and borrowing -- from anyone: sheiks, shady billionaires, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen fronted her the money to pay a stylist to dress her for AMFAR a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher. Stylist Phillip Bloch ended up getting her a beaded gown I originally thought was Cavalli, only it turned out to be at $1750 Theia which, I know it sounds like a lot for people like us, but for them...for them it’s the equivalent of $200.

And how did she return it?

Oh. Like this:

Cut in half, obviously. And probably full of spit and piss.

According to US Weekly:

"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress. But what bouncer has scissors? She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! She's out of control and behaving really badly."

Has she run out of people to f-ck to make all her problems go away?

There’s the entitlement.

It’s not just that she cut the dress. It’s that she cut the dress, and turned it into a mess, and STILL thought it’d be cool to give it back in that condition, without an apology, without a promise to pay, without any remorse. Or embarrassment!

THAT is who Lindsay Lohan is.

You take away all the addiction and whatever else and THAT is who Lindsay Lohan will STILL BE.