Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles. Didn’t I just read an article  the other day about how she’s all about London now because she can go for a run and watch the BBC and not get papped all the time? She’s been papped a LOT in England, like several times a week, but whatever. Why bother with the truth when it comes to Lindsay Lohan? It’s flexible.

And besides, how could she stay away from LA when there’s so much sh-t going down right now? Hollywood has been besieged by major, major drama and she’s not part of it. She actually hasn’t been part of it for a while.

Not when we have Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart to keep us busy on the young side. And Beyonce and Scarlett Johansson and Emma Stone and Keira Knightley after that. And then it’s Gwyneth and Aniston and Reese and Jolie and Cameron and Julianne and Meryl and Kidman and Bullock for the more mature. So is there even room for Lindsay Lohan anymore?