For now.

Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans?

Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Of course Dina doesn’t want her to go. Since when has Dina ever wanted her children doing anything for anyone else?

Crack tweets from India? Can’t wait.

Click here to watch the video. Note the hardcore posing. It’s like she comes alive when she’s posing, and they’re calling for her, and the cameras and the flashing and it’s sustenance and she can’t get enough. The hunger. It’s the hunger that drives the narcissist.

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