Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 07:25:37 June 9, 2010 07:25:37

I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A bench warrant was issued, she forfeited the previous $100,000 bail that was posted, posted another down payment on $200,000 bail, and is now claiming innocence. Via Twitter. Obviously. She also tells that she’s now working to gather “proof” that she’s been in compliance.

Because her SCRAM device must be faulty? And it happened to be faulty, not the night before, not the night after, but on the night of the MTV Movie Awards? At the afterparty? Of course. I totally believe her.

Lilo will say it’s mouthwash, or perfume, or hand sanitiser, she went swimming in a gin pool, she stepped in a vodka puddle, or Charlie Sheen ejaculated all over her feet. It’s the only explanation.

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