Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2007 03:12:40 December 24, 2007 03:12:40

Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas!

Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing some random at Le Cirque who has now sold his story, and all the intimate sexual details, to UK tabloid News of the World.

According to Riley Giles, Lilo replaced coke with sex and needed to get high every night… all the time:

"Lindsay"s definitely a nymphomaniac. She"s wild in bed. We"d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She"d demand sex again and again. We"d go at it for hours. She"d have worn out most guys."

As well documented, they met in rehab – she slipped him her number during group:

"From that moment it was on. The chemistry between us was so strong we couldn"t help ourselves. When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery. And we didn"t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.

The first time we had sex I couldn"t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We"d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other"s clothes off. Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round. "She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn"t get enough of each other."

And while I’ve no doubt Riley totally sold her out, at the same time, don’t you wish these UK tabloid would be a little more careful when making up quotes?

You think this punk really uses the word “backside”? You think he’d really be able to so articulately describe the “roaring fires” at Sundance???


Still… in spite of the fact that he stabbed her in the back, Riley is all about the love:
"Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I"d say that to her, too. And I don"t say that to a lot of girls. She told me she"d only ever had three serious boyfriends—and I"m one of them. We even planned on getting a house and living together out here in Utah. We were together every day for a month and after that I could tell she really loved me a lot by the way she cried and cried when we had to say goodbye at the airport."

Things changed of course when Lilo became intoxicated again with LA living. As you know, the two are no longer together, though Riley insists they still talk every day. Which I totally believe.

Maybe in selling her out, he was also doing her a favour?

After all, Lilo has been pushed way to the sidelines by Jamie Lynn and Britney. Nothing like a sex scandal to turn things back in her favour, non? And those ARE really flattering photos he chose to sell…

Is your smutty sense tingling?


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