She has a website now:


Presumably to help you be more like her, Lindsay Lohan, a f-cking loser.

There are posts dedicated to Chanel, “timeless, classic, chic”, with vintage Chanel fragrance ads you can find on any google search or Pinterest board, only Lohan thought of it first, you know?

There’s also an entry featuring her video for Rumours, remember that? “Why can’t they back off me? Why can’t they let me live.”

But then!

Then in her “style files” she uses old PAPARAZZI PHOTOS of herself to give suggestions to site visitors on how to recreate her look with current clothing items.

So, as Maria wrote to me yesterday, Lindsay Lohan is trying to GOOP. But since none of the brands will send her the clothes to model for herself, she’s ripping the images off other shopping sites. Not so much Gwyneth Paltrow than it is …Sasha Finds…?

Oh I think Sasha, who is not a former movie star, can do much better. Sasha came back from holiday yesterday and was finding all kinds. Click here to see.

As for Lohan, she quotes herself on page 4 of the site:

“I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible – but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes.”

That was 3 years ago. In Vanity Fair. These are some of the things that happened after that interview:

-jewellery stealing
-bailing on a charity and community service
-rich billionaires bankrolling trips to Europe

There’s more but I’m pretty sure you get the idea. Now Oprah’s given her some money. Money can’t cure someone from being an asshole though.