Crackhead wish list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 07:48:14 September 8, 2009 07:48:14

It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility.

Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30.

Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision of John Mayer peeing on Jennifer Aniston and also Brad and Angelina’s African Jungle Sex.

As for Lilo, always desperate to hitch her cracked out loser ride to anything that can lift her out of her sh-thole, she now apparently wants on True Blood, posting fang photos of herself on Twitter expressing that it would be her “dream” to be on the show.

My dream is that Alan Ball tells her to jump up his ass. Or that Lafayette bitchslaps her in an alley before she has a chance to utter one line of dialogue. Hooker, you get paid scale for that.

Here’s the alleged “drug free” and fresh-faced Lindsay at LAX yesterday with her 40 year old sister en route for New York and Fashion Week. Who the f-ck wants her in the front row???

Cute outfit, but that is the most busted face on a 23 year old I think I have ever seen.

Photos from MATINGAS/

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