It’s been something like 3 weeks since Lindsay Lohan called up the paps. They must have her on some kind of lockdown because you know she doesn’t have that kind of willpower.

So here she is leaving the salon last night, getting her attention fix. I actually like what she’s wearing. I mean the hat is ridiculous, but the pants are good, the shirt is good, I almost thought it was all good up and down, and then I saw the lips....

Look at that.

How can that be good?

When they get to that size, can you feel them anymore? Can you see them when you speak? Imagine being able to SEE YOUR OWN lips when you’re speaking?