The Outside Gym

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2007 00:00:00 June 21, 2007 00:00:00

What is it with Promises anyway? A luxurious rehab facility with an exorbitant fix-me fee doesn"t have an in house gym good enough for Lindsay Lohan?


Apparently she had to dash out for 3 hours yesterday to get in a not so quick work out. I don"t get it. But then again, of course I do. Girl simply cannot live without being seen and photographed. Which means true rehabilition at this time is clearly not possible. The flossy life is simply too intoxicating and too seductive for a 21 year old to leave behind. And so that commitment to getting clean is about as authentic as the famed Beckham concrete tits.

As for why the hardcore emphasis on physical fitness. Word is Lindsay is gunning for a new "bombshell" image. Wants to be the new Shelf Ass. Dina Lohan certainly taught her children to aim high, non?

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