Loin quiveration for Elle Macpherson
At the Elle Style Awards in London on Sunday. Obviously the girl’s still got it. Can you believe she’ll be 43 this year??? Are you f&cking kidding me? You know, if Elle Macpherson hit on my husband, I totally wouldn’t mind. If I found her perched on his lap, it wouldn’t bother me at all. In fact, I’d consider it a compliment. Better Elle than some random no-name cheesy hooch with small town style and a bad perm, daring to encroach on what’s mine. Seriously y’all, between a supermodel and the lowest common denominator, isn’t it much more prestigious to have your husband wanted by an angel?