Did you watch Cashmere Mafia? It’s been destroyed by critics but viewer votes are still trickling in.

In support of her new show, Lucy Liu appeared on Letterman last night in total fashion overkill. The dress, as you can see, is all kinds of amazing. Amazing. Amazing McQueen, I think?

But then came the coat and the bag and the too much mismatchy and Ai Ya! Suddenly Lucy is a bag lady…though a very young one at that.

Bitch is turning 40 this year and sweet Xenu, look at that skin! Prime example of Asian skin. We don’t age until we’re 60. But life is all about balance. We have great skin but we also don’t have eyelashes. You will note, Lucy has none on the bottom and probably fakies on the top.

Not having eyelashes sucks. Trust.

Photos from Wenn.com