Another cover – Madonna is hittin’ hard to promote Hard Candy and after all these years, she is still interesting in an interview.

New issue of UK Elle, Madonna discusses her marriage, her children, and her face, and as you would expect, is always good for a sound bite.

Love that’s rough and tumble:
"I had to marry a challenge because otherwise I would just get bored. Whatever else Guy is, he"s never boring ... We"re both there to help each other and challenge each other. So many people have to deal with long-distance relationship. It"s not easy. You have to work hard to make it work.”

Sexytime with Her Madgesty:
“Sex with Guy is incredible (there’s a song on the new album about it)... And surprise, surprise, it"s his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it"s not his favorite song, but it"s definitely his favorite line.”

Madge vs Posh:

"I"m sure people aren"t that interested in my marriage. Posh and Becks are much more interesting." (Editor: not when you show up with bruises … )

Madge and Posh Hate Fat:
She says if she could she would work out 3 hours a day. She is obsessive about it. 

"I"m not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman? I"m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way! (makes a face) I would never get fat."

Madge and Posh love cosmetic surgery:
"I"m not against plastic surgery, I"m just against discussing it. If you want to know how I look like I do, it"s diet and exercise and being constantly careful. I swear by oxygen facials, I"m obsessive about staying out of the sun. I don"t drink much and drugs are out."

The woman is a machine. I can barely manage 3 times a week with a trainer and power walks every other day. But THREE HOURS at 50???

Crazy bitch.