As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon.

From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun (hit and miss on reliability), Madonna is asking Gwyneth to GOOP out Mercy’s room. Apparently Madge was so taken with how G arranged Apple’s, she wants the GOOPy touch for her latest addition as well.

As you know, Madonna just purchased a $40 million townhouse and wants Mercy’s quarters to be spectacular featuring “porcelain dolls, antique teddy bears, a library of leather-bound children’s books and ancient maps of Africa to adorn the walls”.

Great. All things little kids want to play with. And a Kab string. Never forget the Kab string.

It’s Thursday. You know what that means: new GOOP newsletter.

Ugh.

Healing advice. And namedropping!

Gwyneth giving advice to the world’s most influential woman. Heh.

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