Madonna makes her directorial debut at the Berlin Film Festival with the premiere of her movie Filth and Wisdom, about an aspiring Ukrainian actor who survives by cross dressing for a hetero clientele. Sounds promising.

Here she is defying 50 at the photo call today. Reviews have yet to be published but let’s be thankful she’s not acting anymore, shall we?

Madge’s trip to Germany marks yet another public event without Guy Ritchie who was also not by her side last week for her big Malawi Gucci affair. His absence here however might be understandable since being a director in his own right – once upon a time Guy actually made good movies – the situation, perhas it would have been awkward? Perhaps.

But my smutty sense is tingling… Yours?

Photos from Wenn.com