Madge & Lourdes face Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:51:09 December 16, 2009 06:51:09

In fairness to Madonna, she’s got a decade on Nicole Kidman. Still…the sight of these two on the same carpet last night at the New York premiere of Nine must have been a plastic surgeon’s erection.


But Granny Kidman doesn’t f-ck around with her face. That’s what she tells magazines. And a movie star never lies. But a Third Lip loves tv time. Third Lip was featured on Larry King Live and on New York morning tv yesterday. As prominent as it is however, Third Lip was nothing compared to Madonna’s strange … bloated face?

I can’t describe it. But to me she looks puffy. Flawless in a way, sure, but puffy. And very warm under what appears to be a heavy winter coat of makeup.

Madge arrived with Jessica Seinfeld and the Lola. The Lola is Arrived. It’s officially the era of Lourdes Leon.

PS. Granny’s black dress last night was my favourite.

Photos from and Janet Mayer/

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