Madonna looked great last night in London, seen here leaving her party at a private members club. She’s always had the most beautiful eyes.

So about that fall at the BRITs, she was on Jonathan Ross yesterday talking about the performance. When he wanted to replay it for her, she refused to watch. And she called it a “horror show”:

"I had a little bit of whiplash, I smacked the back of my head. And I had a man standing over me with a flashlight until about 3am to make sure I was compos mentis. I know how to fall, I have fallen off my horse many times. Everyone was worried my cape would slide off, so they tied it really tight around my neck. I got to the top of the stairs and I pulled the silky string, and it wouldn't come undone. I had two choices: I could either be strangled or fall, and I chose to fall. It was a nightmare. I actually created a horror show for everyone. No more capes. Cape fear is over."

Well, there she is. There’s the Madonna who knows how to turn a mishap into publicity, which she’s been doing her entire career. Great. Once we get past this though can we please move on to some ballads? The interview with Ross airs tonight in the UK.

Also I love these shoes. You might be inclined to hate these shoes. But you know the benefit of these shoes? They’re flattering on the leg. Every leg.