Madonna fronts the new Versace Spring/Summer 2015 campaign. She’s had a good relationship with the brand for a while now. Looks good, right? I mean I don’t know how “realistic” it is but since when did we expect realism from fashion ads anyway?

Of the collaboration, Madonna said:

"It's always exciting to be dressed head to toe in Versace and experience first-hand Donatella's vivid imagination and passion that she has created for this collection."

And for Versace, Madonna is a perfect fit for the line because of her “unapologetic and timeless power. Madonna is one of the true icons of Versace. I’m thrilled to have my friend and the most powerful and directional artist as the face of Versace for Spring 2015”.

Great. But you see that dress?

You’ve seen that dress before. You saw it on Heidi Klum at the American Music Awards and it looked like a cheap mess. It looked like it was about to fall apart. And Heidi Klum never elevates a piece of clothing anyway. I don’t know why Donatella allowed it.