Madonna’s birthday was on Saturday. From the looks of it on Instagram her party was flapper themed. I love the headpiece she’s wearing in this shot:

The photo ended up getting taken down because Instagram hates nipples. But if you want to post pictures of gun parties, go ahead. Anyway, she ended up replacing the image with this one instead:

More importantly, this is what Rocco looks like now.

And she compared him to Jeff Spicoli. Who she used to be married to.

Here she is in Ibiza today with a large group of friends and Lourdes too. Do all those people get a free ride? How does it work when you’re on Madonna’s boat? Some rich dude loans it to her…but how do the other people get there? Does she go around collecting their share at the end of the trip?