While Guy Ritchie is hooking up with a new model every other day – click here to see - Madonna was in New York yesterday shooting an ad for D&G with a young male model. Let’s all say it together: he looks like her son. Obviously. Her Madgesty is cheeky for sure, but in recent years she’s lost her sense of humour. I’d be impressed if she was actually making a play on how everyone’s been ragging on her age issues, mamma walking home with her boy after grocery shopping, but chances are, they’re probably just trying to sell this sh-t to us like this androgynous youth is her lover.

She looks good though. These paps shot her in some soft flattering light. Oprah light! And I do love the picture of her about to take a sip from her drink, smiling wide, with a glint of her punk attitude from back in the day in her eyes. These moments though, they are fleeting. Especially when you consider she’s pimping coconut water now remember? And, well, I have to squint at this thumbnail since my internet takes 5 hours to open it, but doesn’t that say “coco” on the box?


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com