Madonna: Queen of the MET Gala 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 17:10:32 May 7, 2013 17:10:32

I can hear half of you agreeing, and the other half bitching that she’s an old hag. Come on. This isn’t a Gossip Girl ball, is it? Really, what did you expect from Madonna at the MET Gala Punk Night? Remember this? What do you think she was saying to herself when she put this together? Do you think she was hoping that you’d like it? Of course not.

On nights like this, what stands out is the sense of humour. Note that that crucifix is hanging strategically below her crack. And her body is still tight as sh-t. And she spent the night surrounded by celebrity fans and of course her young boyfriend Brahim Zaibat, who’s around to fetch things for her, and is still a part of the dance ensemble, and has not been promoted into a senior position on her tour...

That’s how it’s done, Bears.

TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /Andres Otero /WENN

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