Miley Cyrus shot her MTV Unplugged yesterday with Madonna as the special guest. They sang a mash-up of Don’t Tell Me and We Can’t Stop. It will air tonight at 9pm. Am I watching? Please. I’m flying home to Vancouver on February 14 right after The Social to see Miley open her tour at Rogers Arena. Call it professional obligation, or call me a loser, I don’t care. Right now I’m obsessed with her. I feel like Madonna might be obsessed with her too. And I’ll probably get crucified by Madonna fans for saying it, because why would Madonna have to be obsessed with anyone but if Madonna could be anyone right now, don’t you think she’d want to be Miley Cyrus? I would. And she was. And that’s the point. It never lasts.