Both Madonna and Sean Penn celebrate birthdays this week, a day apart. She’ll turn 55 on August 16 and he’ll be 53 on August 17. It’s been almost 25 years since they divorced.

25 YEARS!!?

Yesterday Madonna was celebrating another birthday – her son, Rocco is now 13. She took him, and her other kids, to paint ball in the South of France. Or maybe she set up a super special paint ball session for him in the South of France. That’s very possible. Not sure what else she gave him but maybe…the grill in her mouth?

As for Sean, he’s over in Ibiza enjoying the yacht life with his shirt off because he’s super cut right now. To me, this is gross. For some, it’s the sex. I don’t get it.