She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 08:56:06 April 21, 2009 08:56:06

Hell no.

Healing time is less important than staying thin.


Madonna, of course.

Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told that even though Madge fell on her ass, she’s still hitting the gym:

"She doesn't take time off. I’m just going to modify [the workout] a little bit and get her moving again."

Tracy confirmed that Madonna is “fine” but stressed that the “really unfortunate” incident was “because the paparazzi scared her horse."

As you’d expect, even though the police have released a statement explaining that the pap had nothing to do with it, even though no one from Madonna’s camp mentioned anything about a pap in the police report, People Magazine continues to suggest that a photographer was at fault for Madonna’s fall.

Way to build a house inside her ass and never come out.

Photos from

Tags: Dumbass , Madonna
Previous Article Next Article