Reese, Kiki, Taylor…

One, two, three…

You see what I just did there?

Jake Gyllenhaal had the most exes at the MET Gala last night. His date: big sister Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sometimes I get the sense that she protects him more than he could possibly protect her. Pay attention to that.

Maggie is wearing Valentino, one of the more controversial looks of the night. Sasha’s calling it one of her bests. I’ll say I like it much more with the cape. But even though I really loved this collection when it was presented during Paris Fashion Week – click here for a refresher - it looks a lot better coming off the runway, freshly pressed and perfect, than after it’s been worn in the car and slightly wrinkled. On Maggie it seems less high fashion and much more…

Hipster wrapping paper.

Like that’s what you’re getting from someone in Brooklyn for your birthday.