Manorexic GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 06:44:44 December 16, 2008 06:44:44

Does he eat anymore? It’s probably the stress. The stress of salvaging a career. Or perhaps the stress of holding back his gay – his costar Thomas Kretschmann is quite the sexy beast.

This is the GMD last night in New York at the Valkyrie premiere without KatE who was probably stuck on Broadway but who hooked up with him later on at the afterparty lest you think she was anything but supportive of her man. As you can see, her man is half the man. Major Tom Cruise thinnification and they say it’s brought his youth and that may be true but it’s also brought him a case of Angelina Jolie’s curious waxy face. Same texture, even the same shade. Someone told me last week that this is what happens when you use mineral based makeup. Is that the only explanation? Not convinced. You?

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