March 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 06:23:41 March 17, 2008 06:23:41

To Sylvia – Happy Birthday to my partner in smut, from Richie Cunningham

To Leslie B in Bakersfield from Sam in Michigan – you’ve been reading my dirty blog since med school in Grenada…thank you, love you, owe you for the support. And congratulations on your recent engagement too! Less than a year to go for the M.D. Hang in there and good luck!

Dear Ben – I’m late on this! My bad! Happy 36th and hope Friday was amazing. Liz was sick, I know, but in the spirit of Xenu and the GMD, your amazing amazingness makes her life.

Dear Pat – Happy 62nd Birthday. Am honoured to have been your lunch date these last 4 years. Thanks for sharing me with your friends and family too. One day, we’ll have to do it up properly. With a picnic and too many cookies and a flask of something contraband … sound good?

And for Brianna who turns 19 today… another miracle, since your mother claims she’s only 18. Hope you haven’t picked up her CL addiction. She appears to be collecting them like cookbooks. Can’t wait to meet you. Happy Birthday!

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