March 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 06:49:49 March 25, 2009 06:49:49

To Karen G in Toronto – Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy 46th Birthday Kim! Hoping this is the year that Keith Urban is finally ready for you! And when he comes calling, I expect an email with a play by play on how he escaped the Freeze.

Happy 28th Birthday Renee! Wishing you the best day ever! Thank you for being my bff for 25 years. Missing you in Montreal! Xoxo

For Christine, without your smutty wisdom I would never know who the blind items really are. Happy 33rd birthday to a wonderful friend, we may not have had our 20th anniversary yet but I can't wait to celebrate it one day! xox AP

Congratulations Stephanie & Rocco on your wedding Saturday! Six courses, Chinese/Italian – am jealous…and hungry!

To Katie A – Happy Birthday from Stephanie who misses living in the same city as you and your regular Greek food nights!

Happy Birthday and Congratulations to Cindy in Toronto! Now that you went and had your baby 7 weeks early, the day before your birthday, he will always overshadow your special day, and get more gifts. You obviously didn’t think this through. Love you anyway, my Moo! From Tomarra in Vancouver.

And finally…

For Roger H – we’ve been together a long, long, LONG time. Happy belated Birthday! I haven’t read that book you gave me… was I supposed to? It’s not like it doesn’t get used though. Because it does. Often. On days when I feel sh-tty and ugly, that hag the cover puts everything in perspective. I know this is what you intended. You’re a good friend like that. And Nancy wants you to forgive her for sending in this request late. Will you? See you in the summer for the smut soiree, right? Big love, Lainey

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