March 27, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2013 14:27:20 March 27, 2013 14:27:20

Sarah! Happy 40th Birthday from Nicole. And a shout-out to Teresa too -- congratulations! Both “my bitches” were her words, and all of you brought together by a cobalt blue comic sans font using crazy ass c-nt of a boss. After so much time, is there some affection there? Like do you enjoy telling that story as much as I enjoyed reading it?

Happy 30th Birthday Ashley! Kendra requested Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, and Chris Pine in your honour to “chase away her turning 30 blues”. Dumb talk. There’s nothing to be blue about. Trust me, you will LOVE this decade.

To Annette from Michelle -- Happy Birthday! She didn’t screw up this year! And she asked me to attach a photo of a hot Bollywood actor. THANK YOU for giving me an excuse to post pictures of Arjun Rampal! PS. Was great meeting you at the Skinny Grape dinner last year. We should do that again -- and not on a “work” night!

And for Anna H from GossipCon with full confidence that you can “master the motherhood thing, strap on a Baby Bjorn and fly out to join us at SMUT in Toronto, right?” -- Happy Birthday!


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