Many of you have been asking whether or not Marcus Mumford was in Cannes with Carey Mulligan last night at The Great Gatsby opening. He was. If you can get past Leonardo DiCaprio, he’s sitting behind Carey in the theatre. I wonder if she made it through the entire film without leaving. She says she can’t stand watching herself.

Others skipped Marcus and went straight for annoying Bump Watch. The dreaded Bump Watch that requires concave stomachs as the standard or otherwise...BABY! It’s gross but, more importantly, it’s also unhealthy. You know why it would be great though if Carey actually was pregnant?

Carey wouldn’t belly-cup. She can’t stand to put her hand on her hip on a red carpet, there’s no way she would belly-cup.