The Daily Hoff: Eminem
Mother of Goddess. A bad boy with botox and a bad bronze. Can you believe what has become of Eminem??? The more I look at it, the more I am convinced that he is indeed perfect for Mariah Carey. And I am oddly fascinated by his smooth ass. Rounded to perfection, evenly toned and strangely sweet - as if to say, look what a good foundation can do, even on your bum. I particularly like the way his butt matches his lips, full and fleshy, teasing for a touch, daring us to stare - it is the essence of Hoff. And, like all Great Hoffs, it is completely mesmerising.