Tomorrow is Canada Day. As you know, Mimi is my favourite way to leave for holiday. Mimi is still on holiday. With James Packer. I feel like this trip is longer than the time she actually spent on consecutive Vegas shows. Remember when Mimi was committed to a Vegas residency?

That’s not the priority anymore, obviously. Not when there’s a billionaire around.

As you can see, Packer is getting somewhere. I wonder if he gave her a promise ring because look…

Is she …

Is she letting him motorboat her?

Motorboating is AT LEAST 6 carats.

Anyway, as you can see, her kids are with her. They’ve been with her the entire time. The kids know Uncle Packer. Uncle Packer can’t abandon the kids now.

Happy Canada Day!