My favourite moment?

Nick Cannon’s useless cameo!

Oh Mimi...

Only Mimi…

As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same backstage in the press room.

Like, gone are the days of hiring the Personal Umbrella Handler. Now it’s all about marrying your Personal Presenter. This is his JOB. To escort her from A to B and negotiate the stairs when necessary.

Eventually she’ll probably refuse walking altogether and insist on being carried everywhere. F-ck I love her so much.

Mariah Carey performance at AMAs