Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards.

Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special.

Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss her?

A reader called AM was at the event last night, lucky bitch, and was able to observe the Mimi tottering first hand. Here is her account. I have read it several times and replayed it in my mind. SO GOOD.

I was at the Halo Awards in DC last night and Nick Cannon was the MC and of course Mariah Carey was there. She was late and comes on stage wearing a floor-length tight red satin ballgown. This was more of a cocktail-attire event. But this is how Mariah rolls, go big or go home. So she saunters up to the mic, apologizes for being late and then heads to her seat. This endeavor takes an entire TEAM of people. She's got people holding her hand, she's seated dead in the center of the theater, so she's holding on to people as she scoots past. And then she's hovering over the seat for what seems like minutes before she is able to sit down. I dont know if the dress was too tight or there was something up with the seat, but then she finally with a lot aid is able to park her ass down. My friend and I got a kick out of this. She might as well have had people carry her for how immobile she is. I'm really doubting she can even walk.

Please.

Butterflies don’t walk.


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