Motherhood, as you know, is my least favourite subject. I’d rather watch Valentine’s Day and Sex & the City 2 over and over again than be enlightened by a birthing video. Unless of course the star of that birthing video is my Mimi Mariah Carey.

People.com is reporting that Mimi has dropped out of her new movie. When pressed for a reason, instead of offering the standard “scheduling conflicts” response, her publicist explained that:

"I'm not at liberty to discuss her personal life at this time.”

When does Mimi not want to discuss her personal life? Please. That cheese is giving us the baby play. And while I hate BumpWatch, hers would be the first and only pregnancy I care about. Because imagine it:

Mimi Maternity. In HEELS.

Mimi Lamaze. Or whatever you all do these days. In HEELS.

Mimi’s first ultrasound. In HEELS.

Mimi in labour in a Hello Kitty hospital gown. In HEELS. And after her water breaks, she’ll get her makeup done, and her hair blown out, and she’ll be the first person ever in the history of sound to scream through 7 octaves during her contractions.

Mimi having a baby is the best gift she could give us. Please let it be true.


Photo from Wenn.com