Mimi promised three gifts for the Lambily right up to Christmas and yesterday she released the first – a new video of her not-really-singing Here Comes Santa Claus. The point of Mimi’s Here Comes Santa Claus is to appreciate her Christmas tits. Nobody’s listening to the song. All you’re doing is watching her contain her breasts in a sparkly skin-tight red dress and trying desperately not to move too much because if she angles herself the wrong way, she’ll lose the skinny angle.

As you can see, Dem Babies are featured in the video. And one of Dem Babies is also featured in a new Instagram video that Mimi posted yesterday as she works on her “sauce” in the kitchen…while singing and dancing to, well, what else? Her own song, All I Want For Christmas, with Moroccan. Do you think the twins are quizzed on their knowledge of their mother’s music? Look at her stirring that sauce, in lingerie. What, exactly, is going to be accomplished by this technique of pinky-up sauce-stirring? Please also note, as my best friend Fiona just pointed out, and Fiona is an accomplished home cook, that there’s nothing else on the counters. Because that’s normally what happens when sauce is made.


Merry Christmas everybody! I'm making my favorite sauce and I hope you're enjoying the Yuletide cheer! 🎄🎁🎅🏼

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God I love Christmas Mimi.