Mimi Marrried: True, False, or Ashton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 10:45:00 May 1, 2008 10:45:00

Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…???


Do you even know the name of her album? I had to think very long and hard without google about that.

Still, whatever she’s doing, it’s working.

Mimi is selling. And Latina.com is reporting that Mimi and Nick up and got married on an island, even though he may have proposed to her with the same ring he used when he proposed to his ex fiancée Selita Ebanks, the Victoria’s Secret model.

Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Now THAT is fun smut.

Problem is… is Ashton behind it? This thing stinks of a punk spin.

Then again, it’s also the kind of drama Mimi is crazy enough to pull off. And then when she comes home and finds out he recycled her rock, she’ll go apesh*t on him with a Hello Kitty frying pan.

Please Xenu. Please let this one be true.

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