As reported yesterday American Idol is apparently negotiating with Nicki Minaj to replace Steven Tyler. The people who run American Idol obviously don’t know my Mimi. Here’s what I wrote in the original post yesterday - click here for a refresher - in response to the news:

Did they even consult with Mimi? Never mind the actual show, how will they even get through the seating arrangement process? Does Mimi seem to you like she plays well with girls? Girls who are younger than she is? And mouthy ones who like to stunt as much as the Minaj?

TMZ reported a few hours later that Mimi slammed down the phone when they called her to tell her about the Nicki situation. Of course she did. Mimi expected to be the only woman on the judge panel. Of course she did.

She is Mimi.

Isn’t she entitled to it motherf-ckers???

What do you think she did then?

Do you think she was gracious?


Don’t you know Mimi?

There’s only one way to be in this situation: a c-nt. Mimi was a c-nt. Cleverly. On her Twitter:  

@AmericanIdol What's going on? need the info!! What about this combo? : ) if we could ever get him to do it!

Yes, lambs. That’s a photo of Mimi with Lenny Kravitz. No mention of Minaj, just a calling out of American Idol, and then her own suggestion - a friend and a male, and of course the lambily responded. They retweeted. And Lenny eventually replied:

@MariahCarey @AmericanIdol Girl, we've known each other since we were teenagers. How fun would that be?!

Mimi and Lenny Kravitz on American Idol? OMG. Make It Happen.

Here’s Mimi on the set of The Butler in New Orleans yesterday. What’s with this sh-t ass budget? She was made to walk on grass with heels on. WHERE IS THE RICKSHAW?