This first photo needs no caption. Just enjoy it. It is meant to be ENJOYED.

As previously mentioned, it was Mimi’s birthday last week. Only…she doesn’t call it a birthday. She calls it the 327 Anniversary. God I love her. Anyway, here are some pictures she posted on Instagram of what Nick Cannon did for her on the 327 Anniversary. That butterfly cake looks disgusting. Will this woman ever tire of balloons? It really doesn’t take much.

Then they went to the beach for a romantic car ride, or something. Because it’s definitely romantic to not be alone and have an assistant around iPhoning all the “moments”. Really though, the only purpose of the beach photos is to show you that she is thin.