Robin Leach, yes, that Robin Leach, of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, interviewed Mimi yesterday ahead of her Vegas debut. This will be the best 8 minutes of your life, the video below. First of all, he makes her stand the entire time. STAND! For 8 minutes! And she doesn’t fall over! I need to know if there were 3 people underneath her holding her upright. Because this is incredible. I mean, she wobbles a little, but she does not crumble. It’s a miracle.
Note how often she mentions her “18 number one records”. This is my new drinking game. This is the game I’ll play when I go, and God, I’m trying, I’m trying so hard to get tickets to go.
Also, we need to hear more about Osbourne, her new best friend. WHO IS A DOLPHIN.
Mimi tells Robin that her new song, Infinity, will be the show closer. Big mistake. You have to close on an anthem. You have to close on a big time, big lung singalong. Infinity is not Heartbreaker. Or Fantasy. Or Always Be My Baby. Or all the OTHER NUMBER ONES that she can’t stop repeating…
Speaking of Heartbreaker…
How long has it been since you watched the video?
Too long for me. Too long that I forgot that…
Mimi used to attempt choreography. Please process that for a minute. She used to participate in group dance moves. She JUMPS UP ON A BAR ALL BY HERSELF. It’s the second video below. Enjoy while I reassess my values.
