Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in the demise of his marriage to Dita von Teese…

But wait…

What does Lindsay Lohan have to do with it?

Well… according to Manson, he has seen the Firecrotch in private – he even pontificates about it a little in a recent video posted on the web:

"How much would it suck that forever you"re going to be "firecrotch," you"re gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that"s why she went blonde, slight of hand."

And then he goes on to elaborate that Lilo had “an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him, which supports the once-dismissed reports that it was actually Lindsay who sent Dita running and not Evan who really isn’t much younger.

Seriously, what’s his issue with little girls? And vice versa, what’s the appeal for little girls?

Perhaps I’m just old…but even when I wasn’t old, I still don’t remember finding that attractive. Whatever happened to pining over gays as a part of your late teens? Girls don’t do that anymore?
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